Saturday, April 21, 2007

Pedobear is Looking for Kiddies! (UPDATED)

The creators of ABS-CBN's Super Inggo are looking for kids (boys and girls: 8 to 11 years old) for a new show. Martial arts training is not a requirement but will be an advantage. For audition details, please contact Arnel at 09178217835.

Secks, anyone?

UPDATE:

Okay, since I really want your pedolicious young uns in my brutal embrace, here are the details...

April 27, 2007 (Friday)
ABS-CBN Studio 9
Bring profile with picture
Boys: 8AM to 5PM
Girls: 2PM to 5PM

4 comments:

  1. I thought you might appreciate the bad ass-ity of this. The latest post (Dear Geico, Kiss my ass. -Love, Liston) has already killed a kitten just from being so awesome. You're welcome:

    www.introducingliston.blogspot.com

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  2. Hate to break it to you, man, but Maddox beat you to that badass shtick. Like ten years ago. And he does it way better than you do. In case you're too thick to detect the barb in that statement: go away.

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  3. Liston, man, thanks for dropping by these parts and all... but I gotta agree with *snort* listonsucks. The "internet asshole" gimmick is funny only if you're saying something worthwhile behind the nastiness. It's satire after all. I've read your posts and I think they're just dumb. Now stop being an attention whore, get drunk, and go play with powertools, okay?

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  4. Kids nowadays. You give them the internets, they make a fool out of themselves and think they kick ass. Pft!

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