Okay, one of the reasons I haven't been blogging recently is because I didn't think I had anything sensible to say to you fuckers these past few weeks. The internet is wading crotch-deep in people who don't make sense and I don't want to contribute to that tragedy. However, seeing these results from My Heritage prompted me to briefly come out of my hiatus for one hearty:
WHAT THE FUCK?!
As you were.