I swear to God I was trying to stay away from the Hyde juice. If you look at my last few posts you'll notice that this blog is getting more personal. I felt that the Internet Asshole persona was getting old and that the dick jokes were sounding sillier that they ought to be. Christ, but I even went so far as to take down that utterly tasteless picture of my excrement from the sidebar. But when you come across a motherfuckingly ditzy broad like that one you either bite your knuckles and have an aneurysm or you take out the old snarkinator and blast away.
Mea motherfucking culpa.