Friday, November 02, 2007

Smoke That Motherfucker

College is the perfect time for fuckery. If you’re still in college, take my advice: get drunk, do drugs, screw around. I’m not being metaphorical. College will be over soon and you’ll be a sad little sonofabitch indeed if all you’ve got to show for it are good grades. Screw grades, buddy. In the real world, grades won’t get you shit. Employers won’t be lining up to suck your cock because you have good grades or because you came from the most awesome school in the whole goddam universe. That masterful thesis you just finished will mean absolutely nothing when you discover that people write shit like that on a weekly basis. Your boss won’t give a damn about the fact that you were an editor in the school paper. Besides, if you’re still bragging about your college achievements after a year of slaving for your daily bread, you’ll notice that your peers are starting to look embarrassed whenever you’re around. Believe me; I’ve seen summa cum laudes look like idiots in the workplace while college dropouts roll in the moola. What gets you places is a combination of talent, ruthlessness, and spunk. Talent is something you either have already or else never will. Ruthlessness is something you’ll learn if you survive in the game long enough. Spunk is something you acquire outside the classroom. So do yourself a favor. Get a real education. Stop wasting your time trying to make the dean’s list and smoke that motherfucker. Life is just too flaming short.

2 comments:

  1. How true, Dark Lord Randy.

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  2. Where did you hear that name? Who have you been talking to?

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