Thursday, January 08, 2009

Doggie Blowjob

I'm working on a couple of things so I don't have the time for Internet bedlam but what I'm going to show you is so bizarre I just had to put it on YouTube. What the fuck indeed.

10 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday sir squid. :)

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  2. Why thankee. Now go away.





    Joking. And please stop calling me sir.

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  3. Hey, Squid, I’ve been a longtime follower of your online work. I’ve noticed that lately you’ve been very tame. Why don’t you write more of the misogynistic stuff? Those are wickedly funny. Or maybe look for idiots to ridicule online. I love it when you get into a nasty internet argument with douchebags. Please?

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  4. Shut it, Anonymous. Let His Luminescence do as he sees fit. Ia!

    By the way, is it just me or is everyone at FilipinoWriter trying too hard to be j. luna? I like the guy's style but, Christ, where did all the subtlety go? Where, Sire?

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  5. where art thou? Many are waiting.

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  6. I expected the Salamander to at rage against the dying of the light. Not like this man, not this way.

    It's just sad it had to end like this. This Squid guy's one of the very few who broke my awesomometer using nothing but brain jizz. Shame the Salamander had to die.

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  7. Squid's dropped out of the radar completely. I wonder what gives.

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  8. Anytime now, Squid...

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  9. I'm through with the retarded shit. Mostly. Please don't ask me to write nasty things against women because I'm not going to do it even if you weep Jesus' Sacred Blood. Not that God has struck me down for doing that in the past. If God actually does things like that I wouldn't be here answering your comment (albeit very, very late at that). The fact is I simply don't find writing shit like that funny anymore. Time to move on to other shit. Unnerstand?

    PS: If you pay me a lot of money though I'll write it. Shit, I'll even give you a rimjob.

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  10. Also:

    Imitation is the highest form of flattery, as they say. J.Luna's a pretty awesome writer, in my opinion. Of course people will want a piece of that recognition.

    Look, each writer begins with imitating some other writer. After that, the imitator starts finding his own voice. Of course, there are some writers who never graduated from imitating someone else's style. I know quite a few on the Internet.

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