Monday, July 27, 2009
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So Much Hate!
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- Squid Villanueva
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- I woke up today with an epiphany. I am not cool. I am so not cool in fact that dogs and little children suffer seizures when they are around me for too long. And because you are reading this blog, you are seriously endangering your innate coolness as well. Because this blog is not cool. If your friends find you reading this blog they will drag you out into the street and beat you to the fucking sidewalk. In Third World countries, people get pushed against a wall and shot for just looking at my blog. THAT would be cool if not for the fact that it is bullshit. No one reads this blog. Not even you. Because you are just a figment of my imagination. Which is uncool. Peewee Herman uncool. No, I am not cool at all.
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What the--? Get out of my head!!!
dear squiddles,
i love your prose, man. but your poetry, um...please don't make me hate you.
love, some artistically pretentious guy
Hey, speak for yourself, man. The verses are awesome.
I agree. The poem is pretty good. Dark stuff. Angry stuff. And it's made creepier by the video. Is that really your voice, Squid? If it is then maybe I should start posting anonymously here.
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Windows MovieMaker.
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Audacity
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A lot of free time over the weekend.
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Creepy shit!
Okay, you don't have to find the meaning of the cosmos in this. I just wanted to make a creepy video with the audio as the star. I used Audacity. Yes, that's my voice but not my natural voice. And I was the one whispering there. I reversed some Nine Inch Nails-type drum loops. I also reversed a song with some woman singing in Latin. As an afterthought, I reversed the entire audio clip of me with the coffin nail voice and slapped it in that mess. Then I looked for some William Blake paintings, disturbing pictures, etc. etc. etc. and voila! An abortion.
saw psalms 2-7 and 8. varying quality, i say. i'd pick out phrases here and there, the weeds from the crop, but that would be disrespectful, yes?
still, glad to see new content on the salamander. also, methinks that anon at 5:33's right. some prefer your prose.
Fine, I suck at poetry. I hate you people. I'm going to spend the night wishing bad things upon you critics.
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