Have you seen that Norton billboard near GMA? The one that says 9 out of 10 Filipinos have been victims of cybercrime? It's part of Norton's aggressive paranoia campaign to make you think that the Internet is out to ass-rape you if you don't buy expensive Norton software. What they don't tell you is that their definition of cybercrime includes some dude stealing your photos and other shit like that. And what they desperately don't want you to realize fortheloveofgod is that constantly updating your freely-downloaded antivirus software plus good old common sense is enough to get you through the delicious mayhem of the Internet unscathed. Question everything, friends.